Katherine-isms

I mostly work from home, but I never make a business call before applying mascara.  If it’s an important call, I apply two layers for extra confidence.

There is no marketing budget that is big enough to substitute for a lack of self-confidence.

Someday I’d like to marry Mark Zuckerberg.  Not for his money, but simply because I’d get some much needed satisfaction out of changing the layout of our home every 3 months and telling HIM to figure it out.

I don’t have dreams and goals….I have EXPECTATIONS.

Social media is a lot like parenting.  Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, they change the rules of engagement.

Of course I love my job.  I get to play around on Facebook all day.  I heard that some people can get fired for that.

For me the optimal time of day to create and implement a marketing strategy is between 1:00am-4:30am.  Any other time I over-analyze it.

Yesterday my son and I both laid in bed pondering what we want to be when we grow up.

My best life advice?  Get a golden retriever.  My $300 fur baby has saved me a lifetime of therapy.